I
came to live with Edie and Denny under some rather unhappy circumstances.
You know how usually you hear about pets going to the bridge before
their owner? Well, as it turns out, my owner went to the bridge
before me. She's waiting there for me, and I'll meet her when the
time comes, but for now, I'm going to make Barb and Bar happy, while
trying to teach some manners to Edie and Denny.